God's Gifts To Adam

             One day The Lord spoke to Adam.  "I've got some good news
and some bad news," The Lord said.
Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the
good news first."
Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for
you, one is  called a brain.  It will allow you to create new things,
solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.  The
other organ I have for you is called a penis.  It will give you great
physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent
life form and populate this planet.  Eve will be very happy that you now
have this organ to give her children."
 Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you
have given to me.  What could possibly be bad news after such great
tidings?"
 The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You
will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."