Nige,
         You miss the point about the Scottish National Football Team. 
We're crap, we know it and we don't care. Now the English team, your crap, 
everybody knows it but you think your good. Now that's what I call sad.
Ian.


>From: Nigel.Harness@rjahoh-tr.wmids.nhs.uk
>To: ian.montgomery@bio.gla.ac.uk
>Subject: RE: UK Fuel crisis
>Date: 15 Sep 2000 09:54:58 +0100
>Importance: normal
>Autoforwarded: false
>
>Ian,
>Maybe you should give the Scottish national football team some of our 
>mildly alcoholic dishwater.  It might bring them up to the standard of the 
>superior England team.
>Nige.
>
>         ----------
>         From:   p=NHS NATIONAL 
> INT;a=NHS;c=GB;dda:RFC-822=ian.montgomery(a)bio.gla.ac.uk;
>         Sent:   14 September 2000 13:42
>         To:     p=NHS NATIONAL 
> INT;a=NHS;c=GB;dda:RFC-822=histonet(a)pathology.swmed.edu;
>         Subject:        Fwd: UK Fuel crisis
>
>         Richard,
>                  The answer to the fuel crisis is obvious, use English 
> beer. It's
>         not fit for human consumption so perhaps engines can be converted 
> for this
>         mildly alcoholic dish water.
>         Ian.
>
>
>         >Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 16:23:38 +0100
>         >From: Richard Pitman <Richard.Pitman@wri-tr.wmids.nhs.uk>
>         >Subject: UK Fuel crisis
>         >To: histonet@pathology.swmed.edu
>         >
>         >The petrol (gas) stations have run dry in Britain, due to 
> industrial
>         >action.  We'd be grateful if you Statesiders could e-mail us a 
> few gallons
>         >of virtual petrol !
>         >
>         >Failing that, I have plenty of xylol here, also ethanol. Plus a 
> few litres
>         >of methanol, toluene, acetone, and perhaps even some benzene. 
> What are the
>         >chances that my CB600F would run on a blend of this stuff ?     ;-)
>         >
>         >Richard
>
>         Dr. Ian Montgomery,
>         West Medical Building,
>         University of Glasgow,
>         Glasgow,
>         G12 8QQ.
>         Tel: 0141 339 8855.  Extn:6602.
>         Fax: 0141 330 2923
>         e-mail: ian.montgomery@bio.gla.ac.uk

Dr. Ian Montgomery,
West Medical Building,
University of Glasgow,
Glasgow,
G12 8QQ.
Tel: 0141 339 8855.  Extn:6602.
Fax: 0141 330 2923
e-mail: ian.montgomery@bio.gla.ac.uk