My favorite is the patient's answer to almost all questions on
the student's history and physical:

NAIKO = Not As I Knows Of

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From:  Mick Rentsch
Sent:  Thursday, October 22, 1998 10:30 PM
To:  histonet
Subject:  Clinical Notes

Dear Histonetters,
(and to those about to become histonutters). From time to time we can all
have a bit of chuckle on the open channel like we all did with the saga's
for the "Missing Specimens" and "Labcoats".
Well, it's time for another round of hillarity.
How about those clinical notes we all get from time to time? eg:_-"GOK"
being God only knows
or HASOAD having a S of a day.
Come on, put in your 2 bobs worth (Sorry twenty cents worth)
Mike Rentsch