I’m surprised that none of you histotechs have heard of Static Master polonium emitters---I used them for years to quell sections flying on static winds, so to speak. The Static Master is harmless. Its emissions do not penetrate skin.  The gadget comes with a  warning not to swallow the metal under the grid---I’ve looked at that grid many times, wondering just how the heck anyone would go about swallowing those sharp little metal strips---that’s not a dare----stick to goldfish if anyone of you wishes to swallow something weird!

I have spent thousands of hours keeping static charges under control with these neat gadget---and I have no overt signs of any kind of reaction.  

I will go back to my old lab to look up the Static Master ordering address if none of you can find it.

georgecole@ev1.net