Re: OT humor, but maybe relevant to histology!

From:Connie McManus

Oh, Tim!  You have tickled my funny bone!  Thank you, thank you, thank
you!!  (now I can suffer  throught his day of sinus infections and soar
throats)

Connie M


At 10:51 AM 11/7/01 -0500, Morken, Tim wrote:
>Mathematical Conversions
>see at http://www.wjbo.com/content-fun-mathematical_conversions.htm
>
>One-half large intestine = 1 semicolon
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>Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
>  
>2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
>Hospital= 1 I.V. League
>  
>2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
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>1 millionth mouthwash: 1 microscope
>  
>Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle
>  
>Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
>  
>365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite
>year
>  
>16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Sterling
>  
>1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
>  
>Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
>  
>Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
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>Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
>  
>Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond
>  
>A Half-Bath: 1 demijohn
>  
>453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
>  
>Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single
>step," the first step of a one-mile journey: 1 Milwaukee
>  
>1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
>  
>1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
>  
>365.25 days: 1 unicycle
>  
>2200 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
>  
>10 cards: 1 decacards
>  
>1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
>  
>1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
>  
>1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
>  
>1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
>  
>1 million billion picolos: 1 gigolo
>  
>10 rations: 1 decoration
>  
>100 rations: 1 C-ration
>  
>10 millipedes: 1 centipede
>  
>3 1/3 tridents: 1 decadent
>  
>10 monologs: 5 dialogs
>  
>5 dialogs: 1 decalog
>  
>2 monograms: 1 diagram
>  
>8 nickels: 2 paradigms
>  
>2 wharves: 1 paradox
>  
>100 Senators: Not 1 decision 
>back to Fun Stuff
>
>2001 WJBO and Clear Channel Radio Inc.
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>Tim Morken
>Atlanta
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