In a message dated 3/12/99 10:53:59 AM Eastern Standard Time,
ian.montgomery@bio.gla.ac.uk writes:

<< Pinny round the waist, yellow duster in one hand
 and Dyson in the other. Beloved due in ten minutes and housework not
 finished. Flash, I'd be pulling several G's dusting and polishing.  >>
OK, I've got to ask, What's a pinny and a dyson?  It's hard enough to
fantasize about having a man do the housework, let alone holding things that I
have no idea what they are.
Dawn