I was once asked to retrieve a previously grossed specimen for a pathologist, however I couldn't get to the task as quickly as he would have liked. Later that day he saw me in the cafeteria, and in a clear, strong, voice he asked: "When are you going to pull my testicle?"

-----Original Message-----
From: Browning Deb [mailto:browning@HHSC.CA]
Sent: Friday, January 24, 2003 12:19
To: Monson, Frederick C.; List-HistoPath (E-mail); Cheasty, Sandra
Subject: RE: Words and Phrases I Absolutely Love and Hate


Here's a good one:   When answering our phone, a nurse asked if she had
reached the
"mythology" lab.

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	From:  Cheasty, Sandra[SMTP:SCheasty@ahs.llumc.edu]
	Sent:  Friday, January 24, 2003 2:04 PM
	To:  Monson, Frederick C.; List-HistoPath (E-mail)
	Subject:  RE: Words and Phrases I Absolutely Love and Hate

	Oh yeah? Well we got a letter once to "Mrs. Pat Hology"

	-----Original Message-----
	From: Monson, Frederick C. [mailto:fmonson@wcupa.edu]
	Sent: Friday, January 24, 2003 09:48
	To: List-HistoPath (E-mail)
	Subject: Words and Phrases I Absolutely Love and Hate


	LOVE

		tinctorial
		terpsichorean
		episodic
		dis[-]section (gentle blunt instrument anatomy)
		deceration
		ablation
		
		
		
	HATE

		NuCUlar
		DI-section (cleaver anatomy)

	Cheers, and it MUST be Friday,

	Fred Monson


	Frederick C. Monson, PhD
	Center for Advanced Scientific Imaging
	Mail to Geology
	West Chester University of Pennsylvania
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