This is bogus.  KFC chickens are all free-range orphaned birds.  Hand picked
from the wild and raised by loving children.  They are all given names and 3
hours of wholesome, interactive playtime per day.  Full-time veternarians
with advanced degrees in chicken psycology are on staff.  Only non-diseased
animals that die of natural causes are used to fuel the KFC empire.

the Colonel
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