RE: [Histonet] Clinicians surgeons and pathologists
From: | "Marshall Terry Dr, Consultant Histopathologist" |
My version is that the surgeon washes his hand before he pees, the physician after he pees, and the pathologist in his pee, 'cos he knows that it's sterile.
Dr Terry L Marshall, B.A.(Law), M.B.,Ch.B.,F.R.C.Path
Consultant Pathologist
Rotherham General Hospital
South Yorkshire
England
terry.marshall@rothgen.nhs.uk
-----Original Message-----
From: Ford Royer [mailto:froyer@bitstream.net]
Sent: 04 February 2005 22:08
To: Morken, Tim - Labvision
Cc: histonet@pathology.swmed.edu
Subject: Re: [Histonet] Clinicians surgeons and pathologists
AND of course...
What's the difference between a Urologist and a Pathologist?
A Urologist washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the bathroom.....
Morken, Tim - Labvision wrote:
>While clinicians know something about everything and surgeons know
>everything about something, pathologists know everything about everything -
>but it's too late.
>
>Tim Morken
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>And a surgeon once said of pathologists that the reason they always seem to
>know everything is that their elbows are closer to the books than other
>people's are.
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>Dr Terry L Marshall, B.A.(Law), M.B.,Ch.B.,F.R.C.Path Consultant
>Pathologist Rotherham General Hospital South Yorkshire England
> terry.marshall@rothgen.nhs.uk
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Ford Royer [mailto:froyer@bitstream.net]
>Sent: 03 February 2005 21:44
>To: histonet@pathology.swmed.edu
>Subject: Re: [Histonet] 37% formaldehyde
>
>
>My dear 'ol pathologist, God rest his soul, would always say... "If you
>want to hide a $10.00 bill from a surgeon, put it in a textbook!"
>
>~ Ford ;-)
>
>Ford M. Royer, MT(ASCP)
>Midwest Science Biocenter
>Minneapolis, MN
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>Bell, Lynne wrote:
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>>As one of our pathologists always says, "You can always tell a surgeon
>>- but you can't tell him much!"
>>
>>Lynne A. Bell, HT (ASCP)
>>Central Vermont Hospital
>>P. O. Box 547
>>Barre, VT 05641
>>802-371-4122
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