TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK

LOG ON:    Making a wood stove hotter
LOG OFF:   Don't add no more wood
MONITOR:   Keeping an eye on the wood stove
DOWNLOAD:  Gettin the farwood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood
FLOPPY DISC: Watcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM:       That thar thing whut splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
PROMPT:  Whut the mail aint in the winter time
WINDOWS:  Whut to shut when it's cold in winter
SCREEN:  Whut to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE:  Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP:  Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM:  Watcha did to the hayfields
DOT MATRIX:  Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP:  Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD:  Whar ya hang da dang keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE:  Whut eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME:  Holds up the barn ruf
PORT:  Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER:  Northerner talk fer, C'mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:  When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid
          fer the rifle when yore wife asks
MOUSE PAD:   That hippie talk fer the rat hole