Fw: It's gotta be real...

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From:rschoonh@sph.unc.edu
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Date:Mon, 26 Apr 1999 10:23:33 -0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
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> 
> It is all attitude,
> 
> 
> This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's
> fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!
> (editor's note: If they hire this guy, I am SURE they would hire any of
> us!!)
> 
> 
> 
> NAME: Greg Bulmash
> 
> DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's available. If I
> was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first
> place.
> 
> DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
> style severance package.  If that's not possible make an offer and we can
> haggle.
> 
> EDUCATION: Yes.
> 
> LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
> 
> SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
> 
> MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
> post-it notes.
> 
> REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
> 
> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
> 
> PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
> 
> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
> intimate environment.
> 
> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
> 
> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
> TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
> 
> DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
> you have a car that runs?"
> 
> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
> winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
> 
> DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.
> 
> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with
> a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since
> sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
> 
> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
> KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
> 
> SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.

-- End original message --

best regards,
Bob
Robert Schoonhoven
Laboratory of Molecular Carcinogenesis and Mutagenesis
Dept. of Environmental Sciences and Engineering
University of North Carolina
CB#7400
Chapel Hill, NC 27599
Phone 
office 919-966-6343
   Lab 919-966-6140
   Fax 919-966-6123 

**Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress ...
But I repeat myself.-Mark Twain**
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